Ahoy Mateys! If you are reading this, then please gouge out your eyes. It's one of Crazy Joe's Private Episodes! Private for various Reasons - most likely as it's too good not to make, but TOO GOOD to pass around. Be not afraid, this one is for my private viewing, and for those involved in the Episode. And its the first one I have done in AGES,and with Dreamweaver on top of that. Excuse the disorder.

Well, for this episode - Worker Bee and their other character will NOT be reading this. But I know the other two parites want to know what happened...

In anticipation of Publish 21, I read that field spells can work on boats gain! My pirate account was closed because he could no longer fight the Sea Trance effectively. Fields spells don't just kill, they stop moving boats like an anchor for several seconds, so that I can get close to the tillerman where the scripter cant shout commands - which in my book is much more important that merely killing someone. Well, its been months, and I need to get back my sea legs. I start off on Siege to see if anyone still mines, since Atlantic has nothing much for me with the Pirate Account closed.

What every pirate needs. Low Calorie Fuel.

After visiting Minoc and T2A, I hit the Cove area and find a lone boat. They are indeed in a trance of sorts, as they have a certain method to mining. I see only Valorite and Iron ore, and leave to get my ore looting supplies. I return and find they scripted over to a new rock....so time to loot!

Use #3 of field spells, refresh the boat deck! However post Pub 21, it takes a bladespirit in the boat to target with a field spell.

The Scripter starts moving to the new area, and I just about fall over when I see I could have brought one of every ore to loot!

Sadly, Worker Bee wakes up! I guess no chance in running back home to get more ore so I can clean him out!

I leave, and go bank the ore at NuJulom (odd, the valorite says 393 but it weighs MUCH more than 393 does)

Now, I don't plan on pirateing on Siege. Heavens no, it's the loneliest shard, and almost everyone has a PK buddy to kill poor Joe! But, no point in them finding out...so I return to negotiate insurance for mining here!

Negotiations failed as fast as I tried to start them. Cleo of C8V comes after me!

However, she realizes that came to negotiate, and talks to me on ICQ a bit, and asked me to return to finish talking.

However, my trip was interupted!

This as the last thing I expected and honestly was surprised!

How could I forget Zilo! Me and Anwnn & Firesong still chuckle to this day about the episode that
Janks had to give pirate lessons to save Anwnns skin!

Too bad Zilo wasn't around 20 minutes earlier!

Zilo needs a tagline "I lost 300 lbs in 30 seconds..ASK ME HOW!"

Now, what bothered me most is how the heck did Zilo just come out of the blue to say hi...

Pirate Trick #5 : Server Lines Reveal EVERYTHING

Anyway, back to the Negotiations now...